YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE A MAGICIAN WHEN…

• You worry about spending your coin unique every time you go to the shops.
• You bottom deal when playing Snap.
• ’2 girls 1 cup’ sounds like a magic trick idea to you.
• You carry 8 decks of cards on you at all times.
• You have a deck of cards positioned within arms reach of the toilet.
• You have bad dreams about hecklers.
• You have to take Loops off your wrist before getting in the bath .
• You forget you are wearing a thumbtip until you try to write something.
• You have your local magic shop on speed dial.
• You have a shortcut to Road2Magic.com on your desktop.
• You constantly say Ace, Jack, Queen and King in place of the numbers 1, 11, 12 and 13.
• All the forks in your house are either plastic or bent.
• You sneeze and immediately produce a hankie.
• You get excited when shuffling a new deck of cards.
• You are scared to invite friends over in case they see one of your magic gimmicks that are lying around.
• You can’t find one of your cards, and it’s in a guy’s pocket across the room
• You spend $20 on half dollars
• A Bike to you is a single playing card.
• In your fridge you’ll find a bottle of water with the cap in the inside
• Your left hand is constantly in a mechanics grip position even if you don’t have a deck of cards in them.
• You own more decks of cards than you’ve had hot dinners
• People stop lending you money for fear you’ll tear it up.
• You can’t remember doing one handed cuts constantly.
• You discover you can tenkai palm a pop tart
• You have an playing card constantly taped to the back window of your car.
• You’re looking for your cards on the ceiling at the mall.
• You can’t go out in public without being asked to do a magic trick.
• People assume that you personally know David Blaine
• All your pocket change is bent.
• After every trick you perform you get asked if you are a in the magic circle
• Your friends watch their forks as they eat in front of you.
• You always carry flash paper in your wallet.
• You’ve opened a can of beans and found someone’s signed card.
• The term “cups and balls” doesn’t make you laugh
• You have a chip in your tooth from biting the wrong coin
• You think of how to vanish, palm or produce almost everything you see
• You get emotional when you have to throw away a deck of cards
• You never throw old decks of cards away because you always think you can do some magic trick with it
• You decide what jacket to buy based on how many magic tricks gimmicks and props you can carry in the pockets
• You have a problem counting four cards.
• You fear metal detectors.
• You watch intently whenever there’s someone playing cards in a film, just to see what type of cards they are using.
• You remove a deck of cards from your pocket and all your friends disappear.
• You always carry 6 decks of cards in your pockets because each one is set up for a different trick.
• You perform pointless tasks such as pulling the four aces out of the deck, only to lose them back into the deck, just so you can find them again!
• Instead of just spreading four cards and showing that there are four – you count them!
• You refer to everyday objects as “ordinary”.
• You can have a heated debate whether is pronounced “Day” or “Die”.
• You have more than a dozen open decks of cards and cartons of unopened ones.
• You accidentally do a double lift while playing “poker!”
• You are the only one that can have fun with a Blank Deck.
• Every coin that you receive gets “accidentally” palmed.
• You have 101 responses for the question “How did you do that?”
• You have a dog named “Houdini”.
• If someone asks you for your card you give them the Ace of Spades.
• You have never been to the loony bin, yet you own a straight jacket.
• No one will play cards with you.
• The oldest deck of cards that you use was purchased a week ago and you’re ready to ditch it already.
• The thought of bending or writing on a playing card doesn’t throw you for a loop anymore.
• It matters to you how someone shuffles your deck.
• You back-palm your movie ticket and produce it out of thin air.
• If someone asks you for a piece of rope you always have some to lend.
• You pay more for blank cards than those that are printed
• The Raven to you is not a bird.
• When you play the game “cheat” YOU ACTUALLY CHEAT!
• All your coins are signed by other people.
• You shuffle a deck of cards and none of them change order.
• After viewing magic on TV, everyone in the room looks at you asks, “How’d they do that?” And, all you do is smile and say, “It’s really easy if you think about it, but magicians can’t tell.” And you’re really thinking “How the heck did they do that?”
• You can say with full honesty that you handle bikes better than Lance Armstrong.
• You shake a persons hand with your electric touch on without noticing.
• Instead of asking someone for the time, you just steal their watch.

  And lastly,

• Asked to shuffle the cards, you have to stop and think how to do a real shuffle